[chorus]
Big foot, big foot, yeah, everybody want em,
But my little baby got em, big foot, a big foot,
She got a big foot.
T: My baby got a big front, big as a tree.
The coconut shade is always protectin me.
I give you a little shade if you stand alongside
Cos my baby ain’t afraid to share it with pride.
My baby got a big front, big as a mountain.
The water of Life keeps ringing like a fountain.
All the other niggas, they be wantin the big back.
I tell you one thing: fuck that!
I am the Big Cheese, the King of the Mountain.
I know I got the biggest, but who’s countin.
My baby is the Countess and I am the Jester.
If the mike was a lady, you know I’d molest her.
The Jester, the Joker, the jack-of-all-trades.
That was me in the muthfuckin Ice Capades
Skatin around on sharp-ass switchblades,
Gettin Dorothy Hamill to give me some play.
Big foot steppin into tubular socks.
Big foot steppin into twenty size Chuck’s.
Big foot steppin out on the dance floor.
You need a foot job like Zsa Zsa be Gabor.
Yeah, she got a big butt, big as Manhattan.
The bigger the better, the better for slappin.
But it ain’t half as big as Mary Lou Retton’s,
The inbred leaper, the leotard freak.
China’s got enough rice to feed a billion.
England’s got tea so the Redcoats can be chillin.
Russia’s got vodka, that state is run by villains.
Me, I come from planet funk to save you from your illin.
....a wee bit of slack
Cause I’ll be lookin like Barbarino,
You be soundin like Horshack
So get your big butt movin so the booty starts groovin
Libido, people, let me see you slam.
Libido, people, get up get up bam.
Mosquito, people, bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu
One potato, two potato, three potato, four,
Five potato, six potato, seven potato, more,
Better get your ass out on the dance floor.
Come around, come around, come around, come around.
I got a big sleeper at the side o my eye,
But like Pat Henry said, "I got to rap or die."
Gonna make it flow like the River Styx.
I’m gonna funk you so hard to remember to, remember to, Remember to drink another beer and I’ll show you where it’s at
Or my big butt is gonna squash your little ass flat.
I ain’t a democrat, I’m light years from my home.
I’m bedazzled, bedraggled. I want to smoke a bone,
Smoke a bone, smoke a bone.
You’re the Titanic and I’m the Atlantic.
But don’t try to front; I got gigantic semantics,
But I’m uhhh, well, anyway, I’m just controllin the flow.
I turn it old in six minutes when I go, man, I go, man, I go, man,
So go in the corner and throw in the towel.
You know I lacerate your crew and I won’t even use vowels.
I‘m Like Richie Rich an’ Dolla; make a million dollars makin people holler
When it’s time to make some rhythm like my main man, main man,
Main man, Fats Waller.
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